None of this is real...

housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

(Source: epic-vines, via thekidsarentalright)

earthstory:

Did you know that New Zealand is actually part of a sunken continent? Zealandia, the piece of continent that now makes up New Zealand, was once part of the Australian Continent, but it was rifted away from the mainland and, as that happened, it sank below the waves.26 Million years ago Zealandia had all but completely disappeared beneath the ocean. But, about 23 million years ago the motion between the Australian and Pacific plates changed, causing the sunken continent to start to rise out of the ocean again. Over the next several million years the increase in tectonic forces and volcanism created the many volcanoes and beautiful landscapes on the islands of New Zealand. These tectonic forces are still at work today in New Zealand as evidenced by the 2010 Canterbury earthquake, and the 2011 Christchurch earthquake. -NF For more reading: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/31306 A very descriptive video from the Auckland Museum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Ohu8KHkBshttp://www.listener.co.nz/commentary/not-waving-drowning/

earthstory:

Did you know that New Zealand is actually part of a sunken continent? Zealandia, the piece of continent that now makes up New Zealand, was once part of the Australian Continent, but it was rifted away from the mainland and, as that happened, it sank below the waves.26 Million years ago Zealandia had all but completely disappeared beneath the ocean. But, about 23 million years ago the motion between the Australian and Pacific plates changed, causing the sunken continent to start to rise out of the ocean again. Over the next several million years the increase in tectonic forces and volcanism created the many volcanoes and beautiful landscapes on the islands of New Zealand. These tectonic forces are still at work today in New Zealand as evidenced by the 2010 Canterbury earthquake, and the 2011 Christchurch earthquake. -NF

For more reading: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/31306

A very descriptive video from the Auckland Museum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Ohu8KHkBs

http://www.listener.co.nz/commentary/not-waving-drowning/

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

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internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

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anniegetyourdress:

Yeah jelly

anniegetyourdress:

Yeah jelly

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dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

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thekidsarentalright:

sparklebutch:

gcvsa:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.

This is exactly how my beagle Louie snuggles with me in bed.

oh my goodness

Alright that’s it, I’ve determined my next career path.

(Source: xtoxictears)