None of this is real...

afternoonsnoozebutton:

I am feeling this on a SPIRITUAL level this morning

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givemeinternet:


In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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imperiousness:

reyguns:

imperiousness:

welcome to ohio we have

  • corn

motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana

all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’

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hahaha too real.

qwopisinthemailbox:

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

please

Me and laura actual legit thought about doing this at our shitty gym not that long ago.

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pizzanectar:

Tipper- Gulch

New album from Tipper being released on May 5th. BUY IT. 

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sexting a 16th century feudal lord

amerlcanapparel:

me: *sends nudes*

him: ye hath caused unrest in my loin

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monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

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vinebox:

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