When you’re an old man with dentures and you light your beard on fire:
Chaos: When the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
or he puts them in australia