snaku: linkinparksandrec: realizing that he’s called Eminem because his initials are M.M. while on your deathbed arE YOU FUCKING WITH M E RIGHT NOW IS THAT REALLY WHY HES CALLED EMINEM IM GOING TO SHIT THE FUCKING BED
nuggits2: still my favorite video to ever exist
kyliekat99-deactivated20130319 asked: So I think I'm gonna say fuck america, where should I move?
Naming your sunglasses company 'Helen Keller'?...
iheartchaos: No, this isn’t a lost in translation moment. The man who started a line of sunglasses named after Helen Keller said he did so because of her bravery, not her blindness. Also, the company’s motto is “You see the world, the world sees you.” Just like Helen Keller. Read More
dailywhalefacts: A humpback whale will only swim in counterclockwise circles if three conditions are met 1) It is about to strike its prey 2) It is in the northern hemisphere 3) it thinks nobody is watching
unfreshing: if monday was a girl it would be a fat girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell